Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Now which end is up with me?

My gas prices are up
My mileage is down

My expectations are up
My poll numbers are down

My job index is up
My productivity is down

My step count is up
My cholesterol is down

My daylight is up
My snow shoveling is down

My sleeves are rolled up
My mulch is lying down

My ticks and mosquitoes are up
My ants are down

My things to read are up
My time to read is down

My floatings are up
My fallings are down

My family is up
My detractors are down

My things to remember are up
My memory to remember is down

My ying is up
My yang is down

What are your ups and downs?

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